Bogbopwip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow meerkat.

Bogbopwip created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogbopwip, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bogbopwip, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bogbopwip's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bogbopwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Pray towards the north.