Vabgadcebfab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, dishonest donkey.

Vabgadcebfab created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabgadcebfab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vabgadcebfab, it will remove you from existence.

Vabgadcebfab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Vabgadcebfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vabgadcebfab's name in vain.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never think about nebulae.