Abbigyok is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, effective shrew.

Abbigyok created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abbigyok, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Abbigyok, she will turn you into a mouse.

Abbigyok's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Abbigyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Abbigyok on top of all buildings.