Rilhadpon is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful mole.

Rilhadpon created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Rilhadpon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rilhadpon, she will be very sad.

Rilhadpon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Rilhadpon's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six geese approach from the west.

2. Never sit in the presence of otters.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not kill snails.