Cembesskopzan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, amazing cobra.

Cembesskopzan created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cembesskopzan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cembesskopzan, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Cembesskopzan's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cembesskopzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.