Yarprawgod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-assured rat.

Yarprawgod created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarprawgod, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarprawgod, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Yarprawgod's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Yarprawgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Do not hurt seals.