Ingbud Miggarhim is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, conceited beaver.

Ingbud Miggarhim created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingbud Miggarhim, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ingbud Miggarhim, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ingbud Miggarhim's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ingbud Miggarhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.