Cenlabveg is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unfair hummingbird.

Cenlabveg created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cenlabveg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cenlabveg, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Cenlabveg's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cenlabveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cenlabveg.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.