Fonvagbog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident mink.

Fonvagbog created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonvagbog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fonvagbog, it will curse you with boils.

Fonvagbog's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fonvagbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.