Kiksafquat is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair hare.
Kiksafquat created a top quark six million years ago.
If you believe in Kiksafquat, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in Kiksafquat, he will cry a lot.
Kiksafquat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Kiksafquat's Holy Commandments
1. Never sit in the presence of horses.
2. Do not speak about bananas.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.
4. Do not shave your back.
5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Kiksafquat on top of all buildings.