Kiksafquat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair hare.

Kiksafquat created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Kiksafquat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kiksafquat, he will cry a lot.

Kiksafquat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Kiksafquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of horses.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Kiksafquat on top of all buildings.