Shavtonkfen Rothadappleg Pidvogxemcan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, merciful human.

Shavtonkfen Rothadappleg Pidvogxemcan created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavtonkfen Rothadappleg Pidvogxemcan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Shavtonkfen Rothadappleg Pidvogxemcan, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Shavtonkfen Rothadappleg Pidvogxemcan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Shavtonkfen Rothadappleg Pidvogxemcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Always obey Shavtonkfen Rothadappleg Pidvogxemcan's priests.

5. Always look after injured manatees.