Jenhugfut is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring troll.

Jenhugfut created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenhugfut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jenhugfut, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Jenhugfut's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Jenhugfut's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are not to be trusted.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Jenhugfut loves geese, so they must be honoured.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.