Stigdodflis Sabbetontfabzagran is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, idiotic cat.

Stigdodflis Sabbetontfabzagran created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigdodflis Sabbetontfabzagran, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stigdodflis Sabbetontfabzagran, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Stigdodflis Sabbetontfabzagran's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Stigdodflis Sabbetontfabzagran's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dolphins.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Hide from turquoise shrews for they are unholy.

5. Never bounce in holy places.