Tettinurt is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm centaur.

Tettinurt created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettinurt, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tettinurt, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tettinurt's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tettinurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Do not take Tettinurt's name in vain.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tettinurt.

4. Hide from purple horses for they are unholy.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.