Yimhamwigmab Nakmadsom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm salamander.

Yimhamwigmab Nakmadsom created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Yimhamwigmab Nakmadsom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yimhamwigmab Nakmadsom, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yimhamwigmab Nakmadsom's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Yimhamwigmab Nakmadsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Run away if nine otters approach from the south.

3. Yimhamwigmab Nakmadsom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Erect four iron sculptures of Yimhamwigmab Nakmadsom on top of important buildings.