Hubfudarf is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sage pig.

Hubfudarf created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubfudarf, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hubfudarf, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Hubfudarf's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hubfudarf's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Retreat if six geese approach from the north.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.