Kentettibed is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, irritating mole.

Kentettibed created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kentettibed, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kentettibed, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Kentettibed's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Kentettibed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

2. You must pray to Kentettibed three times a day.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never sing near ants.