Xinfumbambidbug is a god.

It takes the form of a large, bad-tempered otter.

Xinfumbambidbug created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinfumbambidbug, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xinfumbambidbug, it will send you a sign.

Xinfumbambidbug's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Xinfumbambidbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Xinfumbambidbug must be the most important thing in your life.