Dimgidyeb is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic troll.

Dimgidyeb created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Dimgidyeb, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dimgidyeb, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dimgidyeb's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dimgidyeb's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never paint your hands yellow.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must love Dimgidyeb.