Barngedfom is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, fussy snake.

Barngedfom created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barngedfom, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Barngedfom, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Barngedfom's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Barngedfom's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Barngedfom.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Hide from pink pigs for they are unholy.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.