Kondoghin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, vain spider.

Kondoghin created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kondoghin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kondoghin, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kondoghin's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Kondoghin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kondoghin.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never talk about fire.