Catyanbif is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage rat.

Catyanbif created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Catyanbif, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Catyanbif, she will not care.

Catyanbif's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Catyanbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not stand on grass.