Hadsinlin is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating crocodile.

Hadsinlin created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadsinlin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadsinlin, she will turn you into a rock.

Hadsinlin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hadsinlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Hadsinlin loves pigs, so they must be respected.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.