Hatdagdimhen is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, idiotic mongoose.

Hatdagdimhen created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatdagdimhen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hatdagdimhen, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hatdagdimhen's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Hatdagdimhen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Hatdagdimhen on top of all buildings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear fawn boots.