Wikzetdam is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, contented lion.

Wikzetdam created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikzetdam, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wikzetdam, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Wikzetdam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wikzetdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wikzetdam.

4. Do not take Wikzetdam's name in vain.

5. Never paint your face orange.