Veenyestgep is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, intelligent elephant.

Veenyestgep created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Veenyestgep, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Veenyestgep, it will be very sad.

Veenyestgep's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Veenyestgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never paint your legs fawn.

5. Retreat if three otters approach from the south.