Cemmilsan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, prudent cobra.

Cemmilsan created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemmilsan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cemmilsan, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cemmilsan's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cemmilsan's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Cemmilsan on top of all buildings.

3. Never wear gray rings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never skip near swans.