Gatboddiss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic badger.

Gatboddiss created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatboddiss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gatboddiss, she will turn you into a mole.

Gatboddiss' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gatboddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

2. Always help sick dolphins.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.