Betgepfar is a god.

He takes the form of a small, overgenerous mole.

Betgepfar created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Betgepfar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Betgepfar, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Betgepfar's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Betgepfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Never paint your feet gray.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Retreat if four aardvarks approach from the west.