Fotgilcip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, moody mole.

Fotgilcip created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotgilcip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fotgilcip, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fotgilcip's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fotgilcip's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fotgilcip.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. You must pray to Fotgilcip nine times a day.

5. Fotgilcip loves doves, so they must be honoured.