Rowjopbab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, fussy eagle.

Rowjopbab created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Rowjopbab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rowjopbab, it will remove you from existence.

Rowjopbab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Rowjopbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never paint your arms cyan.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Hide if eight mites approach from the north.