Cappibgun is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, effective chinchilla.

Cappibgun created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cappibgun, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cappibgun, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cappibgun's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cappibgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Hide from turquoise dogs for they are unholy.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about amino acids.