Vantadsag Tettimutwot is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong rhinoceros.

Vantadsag Tettimutwot created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Vantadsag Tettimutwot, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vantadsag Tettimutwot, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vantadsag Tettimutwot's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Vantadsag Tettimutwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt turtles.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.