Wadcetgan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable warg.

Wadcetgan created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadcetgan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wadcetgan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Wadcetgan's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Wadcetgan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Wadcetgan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide if five swans approach from the south.