Bogflatcatkonbass is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, caring snake.

Bogflatcatkonbass created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogflatcatkonbass, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bogflatcatkonbass, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bogflatcatkonbass' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bogflatcatkonbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never go into pink rooms.