Jabrenpog is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil cobra.

Jabrenpog created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabrenpog, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jabrenpog, she will cry a lot.

Jabrenpog's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Jabrenpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.