Gepdamfen is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, merciful unicorn.

Gepdamfen created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdamfen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gepdamfen, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gepdamfen's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gepdamfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.