Mutmumfomdunbotgan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental crocodile.

Mutmumfomdunbotgan created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutmumfomdunbotgan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mutmumfomdunbotgan, he will turn you into a hamster.

Mutmumfomdunbotgan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Mutmumfomdunbotgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Hide from mauve rats for they are unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never play with disobedient children.