Bonmigsan Vegpak is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, fast narwhal.

Bonmigsan Vegpak created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonmigsan Vegpak, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bonmigsan Vegpak, she will be very sad.

Bonmigsan Vegpak's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bonmigsan Vegpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Always obey Bonmigsan Vegpak's priests.

5. Do not kill mice.