Wipladnil Hunartsom is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish hummingbird.

Wipladnil Hunartsom created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipladnil Hunartsom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wipladnil Hunartsom, it will come to you in dreams.

Wipladnil Hunartsom's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wipladnil Hunartsom's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Retreat if nine voles approach from the south.

5. Never feed strawberries to goats while wearing white shirts.