Wodveennurt is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, resourceful rhinoceros.

Wodveennurt created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodveennurt, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wodveennurt, he will have a low opinion of you.

Wodveennurt's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Wodveennurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.