Libriltarpcunjincussnigbag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent goat.

Libriltarpcunjincussnigbag created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libriltarpcunjincussnigbag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Libriltarpcunjincussnigbag, it will cry a lot.

Libriltarpcunjincussnigbag's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Libriltarpcunjincussnigbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Never look at stars.