Weebidloop Flishubkabhinmif Cimstikgep is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, passionate wren.

Weebidloop Flishubkabhinmif Cimstikgep created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weebidloop Flishubkabhinmif Cimstikgep, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Weebidloop Flishubkabhinmif Cimstikgep, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Weebidloop Flishubkabhinmif Cimstikgep's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Weebidloop Flishubkabhinmif Cimstikgep's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.