Cimdagdub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, moody camel.

Cimdagdub created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimdagdub, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cimdagdub, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cimdagdub's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cimdagdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Always stare at clouds.