Xenceppark is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring faun.

Xenceppark created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenceppark, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Xenceppark, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Xenceppark's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Xenceppark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Run away if three sharks approach from the west.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not commit murder.