Ganstiptar is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless gerbil.
Ganstiptar created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.
If you believe in Ganstiptar, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in Ganstiptar, she will turn you into a hamster.
Ganstiptar's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Ganstiptar's Holy Commandments
1. Never write about galaxies.
2. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.