Ganstiptar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless gerbil.

Ganstiptar created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganstiptar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ganstiptar, she will turn you into a hamster.

Ganstiptar's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Ganstiptar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.