Ditmotbad Febflaphig Geptonzak is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful badger.

Ditmotbad Febflaphig Geptonzak created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditmotbad Febflaphig Geptonzak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ditmotbad Febflaphig Geptonzak, she will come to you in dreams.

Ditmotbad Febflaphig Geptonzak's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ditmotbad Febflaphig Geptonzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick whales.

2. Always obey Ditmotbad Febflaphig Geptonzak's priests.

3. Never hurt capybaras.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about nebulae.