Lipfedstafsableg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, narcissistic snake.

Lipfedstafsableg created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipfedstafsableg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lipfedstafsableg, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lipfedstafsableg's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Lipfedstafsableg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Hide from fawn whales for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about amino acids.