Shavmitsigfit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust gorilla.

Shavmitsigfit created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavmitsigfit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Shavmitsigfit, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Shavmitsigfit's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Shavmitsigfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never run near sheep.