Kipmappagbid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful turtle.

Kipmappagbid created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipmappagbid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kipmappagbid, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Kipmappagbid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Kipmappagbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. You must pray to Kipmappagbid nine times a day.

5. Do not shave your neck.